The territory virgins | Virgin Territory

The territory virgins | Virgin Territory
Directed by David Liland
Cast Heyden Christensen, Tim Roth, Misha Barton, Christopher Igen, Silvia Colloca, Matthew Rice
USA, 2007, 105 min.

Encouraged "Decameron" Boccaccio film with atrocious Lilanda Englishman Tim Roth, samovlyublennym Hayden Christensen and Michael Russian Rise.

While in Florence, m-m-m-m-m XV century plague rages, the rich, beautiful and smart girl city Pampiniya (Barton) to decide whom of the three aspirants to marry her. First, frozen dark with a cross around his neck (Roth), once described in the spirit of pants that he had not everything is in place, though he and most… x Operating man in Florence. Second, the Russian (in the XV century!) Earl Dzerzhinsky (Fig), which comes from the outside Pampiniey Novgorod, appears in the frame with the question "Chto eto za m *** k?" And keeps well mark, breaking the language of Slavic raskatistom "r" and fell to the right and left from the first, judging by the reaction of others, in Italy, smooth-bore guns. Third, the mascot Extroversion (Christensen), lives on the principle "I too beautiful to…", but in the depths of the soul loves stranger flame, which once tselovalsya with eyes closed.

What is happening around this core quartet, in general, hardly lends itself to be described. Tut and retreat nunnery, which is just fine dwellers and nip that enlist to imagine someone beautiful man and to engage fully nude wash it in a wooden bade. I Tunisian gang of thieves who barely otloviv two beautiful virgins, are beginning to argue who is the greatest dignity of manhood, and then allow themselves to kill the chicken. And no less beautiful selyanki who met with the naive boys, dedicate their love of mysteries with the help of cow's udder.

The film Englishman David Leland, ancient shortstop George Harrison created at the beginning of kinogorizonte 80 - x as a scriptwriter rigid social AMD Alan Clark (including - "Made in Britain", which started his career in Tim Roth), announced remeykom "Decameron" Pasolini.

Pasolini whether Volume fault or that the likely Boccaccio - but "The area looks like the product of virgins" is not our time. I would just okay beauty of Florence and Tuscany countryside, stacked in perfect vozrozhdencheskie songs. But even razuhabistaya and sexual concerns, not once, upon reflection, not in inflowing vulgarity.

I use the manner of a stamp sanctified tradition after another, not forcing us to estimate how a new turn. And most importantly, the ability to placement, and a good sense of a budget deal with the full idiocy spare no when neither money nor time, nor, surprisingly, mental forces. And so it goes that branded snouts (and much more) Misha Barton and Hayden Christensen are present here at the Renaissance backdrops. It said at the very beginning of the film a kind of working in the local cathedral artist, on all grounds alter ego director: "Draw pop angels - not the worst thing in the world rabotenka". Similarly, not the worst.